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This was the conversation London had with Julie Allen

Julie- putting in her work-out DVD
London- My dad has a TON of those movies
Julie- Cool
London- Yea, but he NEVER uses them!


Lily Allen- London, you guys are rich, arent you?
London- Well, i am not saying we are rich, but we do have 2 big TV's


London- Mom, dad Lounges a lot
Me- Yes he does. Where did you learn that word?
London- School. (it was one of her vocabulary words)

Breckin

Breckin is such an amazing girl.....
One evening she was picking her clothes out for school the next day (which I don't even have to ask her to do). She was asking what would look good with the shirt she had picked, I told her to get some jeans. She immediately started to cry.

Me- What
Breckin- I don't like to wear jeans.
Me- Why, does your bum crack hang out when you sit down?
Breckin- No, My legs look fat when I sit down!

OH MY GOSH....What have I done to my daughter....She has listened to me every time I have said I feel like I look fat, or that I don't like my thighs (cause I really don't)
I am so sorry I have passed my insecurities to you!

So she is still crying

Me- What now? (me still reeling in what I had just heard)
Breckin- I don't want to tell you.
Me- To bad now you have to tell me.
Breckin- It's something that you do, that I don't like.
Me- (oh dear)
Breckin- I don't like it when you SWEAR!

Wow, talk about putting myself in check...
Thank you Breckin for helping me be a better person

No swearing or talking about my fat---guess I won't be saying much...

Oh Brenner

Yesterday Brenner decided Dexter (the dog) need liquid...so he dropped his pants and peed in the dog dish..And instead of stopping him we took pictures!