Friday, April 1, 2011

To: my Kids

Carson, Breckin, London and Brenner I love you guys! You have been such troopers over the past couple years. While I worked 2 jobs and dumped you off in different places all the time...Sorry about the times when I loose my patience... You are great kids. And you take very good care of each other.... Love you LOVE you LOVE YOU!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dumb Mom Moments

Me: Come on Brenner get out of the road...your going to get hit by a car! (as he his taking his sweet time and looking up in the sky) Brenner: Mom, I am talking to Jesus!

Friday, January 28, 2011

More from Funny Lunny

This was the conversation London had with Julie Allen

Julie- putting in her work-out DVD
London- My dad has a TON of those movies
Julie- Cool
London- Yea, but he NEVER uses them!


Lily Allen- London, you guys are rich, arent you?
London- Well, i am not saying we are rich, but we do have 2 big TV's


London- Mom, dad Lounges a lot
Me- Yes he does. Where did you learn that word?
London- School. (it was one of her vocabulary words)

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Breckin

Breckin is such an amazing girl.....
One evening she was picking her clothes out for school the next day (which I don't even have to ask her to do). She was asking what would look good with the shirt she had picked, I told her to get some jeans. She immediately started to cry.

Me- What
Breckin- I don't like to wear jeans.
Me- Why, does your bum crack hang out when you sit down?
Breckin- No, My legs look fat when I sit down!

OH MY GOSH....What have I done to my daughter....She has listened to me every time I have said I feel like I look fat, or that I don't like my thighs (cause I really don't)
I am so sorry I have passed my insecurities to you!

So she is still crying

Me- What now? (me still reeling in what I had just heard)
Breckin- I don't want to tell you.
Me- To bad now you have to tell me.
Breckin- It's something that you do, that I don't like.
Me- (oh dear)
Breckin- I don't like it when you SWEAR!

Wow, talk about putting myself in check...
Thank you Breckin for helping me be a better person

No swearing or talking about my fat---guess I won't be saying much...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Oh Brenner

Yesterday Brenner decided Dexter (the dog) need liquid...so he dropped his pants and peed in the dog dish..And instead of stopping him we took pictures!