Oh London

I always figured that London would be my VAIN child, but today it was confirmed!

London: Mom, this middle toe is so ugly, it bends down this way and I hate it.
Me: Everyone's toes have to bend down, look at mine they bend to the side.
London: If I get a stick and tape it on maybe it will be straight after like a hundred days.
Me: London, your toe is cute.
London: No its ugly! and it's all dad's fault!

I dont know where she learned that......